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getting ready

the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.
Lauren spent an hour getting ready for the party at Derrick's.
getting ready by Aliiiiii March 29, 2008
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getting ready

the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.
Lauren spent an hour getting ready for the party at Derrick's.
getting ready by Aliiiiii March 29, 2008

getting ready for work 

i be getting ready for work puttin on my rubber glove

getting ready for class

waking up 3 minutes before, taking a swig of daniels, and forgetting the essay that's due today.
Clayton Senpai: Man i feel like shit today.
Link: You mean you feel like getting ready for class.

Getting the east wing ready 

Getting the east wing ready is when you're about to take an L/lose/make a loss/do badly. Inspired by The term Getting the west wing ready.
Travis Scott: "OH FUCK! I'm getting the east wing ready!"
Obama: "No get that shit out of here! You gotta have the west wing ready dawg!"

Getting the west wing ready 

About to make a sick play/pop off/get the w/win. Inspired by Kanye West after he said "get the west wing ready" when allegedly 17% of the Pennsylvania votes were in his favor in the 2020 presidential election in the USA.
Kanye: " LOOK AT THE PHONE" "GET THE WEST WING READY"
Random guy: "I'm Getting the west wing ready!"
Kanye then goes on to show a screenshot of 17% of the Pennsylvania votes being in his favour during the 2020 presidential election in the USA.

.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

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.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....
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