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getting laid 

I met this girl at a party last night and got laid.
getting laid by manda March 21, 2005

Getting Laid 

vaginal intercourse
Tom said he was getting laid at a party, and by that, i mean sex, in a vagina, not just a blow job or a hand job
Getting Laid by Teachyoualesson July 23, 2008

getting laid by 

A nonsexual technique of spending a night on a bed next to a girl without engaging in any physical contact.
"It was really weird finally having sex with Jane after months of getting laid by."
getting laid by by Lobstereye February 26, 2013

YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club 

As the name says, it's just a club full of people, that have given up on sex.
The YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club is also open for teh wapanese.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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