get twisted  

Getting intoxicated. Smoking, drinking, pill popping...

I get twisted every Friday.

get twisted by FatBoyMag.com March 27, 2009

Get Twisted 

This is from one of those dumbass "Above the Influence" commercials where the kids are sitting in a diner and one says to another "hey we about to go get twisted, you in?". The definition of "twisted" is never revealed, which confuses the audience because, frankly, nobody in history has ever said they are getting fucking twisted.

Stereotypical Black kid 1: Aye Mane we bout to go get twisted, you in?

Stereotypical Black kid 2: What the fuck? Are you hitting one me? I told yo gay ass I don't go that way! Shit I'm bout to get high and say fuck yall niggas. You can go twist ya dicks together for all I care!

Get Twisted by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

Don't get it twisted 

Don't get the wrong idea.

Don't get it twisted:

Do not get it twisted. Do not gamble. Do not start. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even. You won't win. You won't do any of that. You understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life. I do this cause I fucking love it. I do it all the time. It's entertainment for people who can afford it. And that's it. YOU WILL LOSE. I'm losing. Do you understand? I AM DOWN MILLIONS

Don't get it twisted by bork152 June 5, 2022

Get it twisted 

To gamble above one's means.

Me and the bros hit up the slots last night and had to get it twisted, next thing we knew we were out of money.

Get it twisted by Betty Cogburn May 30, 2022

don't get it twisted 

Don't get it wrong, don't be confused about it

I just wanted to help you, don't get it twisted!

don't get it twisted by Manù April 26, 2006

get it twisted 

to misperceive or misunderstand something. to draw the wrong conclusion.

Don't get it twisted... We're not together.

get it twisted by Crystal Puff September 22, 2005

dont get it twisted 

A saying ofen used when somebody is jumping to conclutions or placing the blame on some body els

"dont get it twisted i aint been no were near your shop nickin no cider mate" or " why you sayin that iv been smoking wen i aint mother ur a derrked dont get it twisted"

dont get it twisted by pukkaC October 31, 2007