get twisted

Getting intoxicated. Smoking, drinking, pill popping...

I get twisted every Friday.

by FatBoyMag.com March 27, 2009

Get Twisted

This is from one of those dumbass "Above the Influence" commercials where the kids are sitting in a diner and one says to another "hey we about to go get twisted, you in?". The definition of "twisted" is never revealed, which confuses the audience because, frankly, nobody in history has ever said they are getting fucking twisted.

Stereotypical Black kid 1: Aye Mane we bout to go get twisted, you in?

Stereotypical Black kid 2: What the fuck? Are you hitting one me? I told yo gay ass I don't go that way! Shit I'm bout to get high and say fuck yall niggas. You can go twist ya dicks together for all I care!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 5, 2010

Getting Twisted

When some hoochie from a rival gang plays you to get some info in on your set/clique.

Tyrone said to be on dah look out fo Shawanda..he aftah ha fo getting twisted wit him.

by LiLdIvA_DnT_PlAy January 16, 2009

get it twisted

to misperceive or misunderstand something. to draw the wrong conclusion.

Don't get it twisted... We're not together.

by Crystal Puff September 4, 2005

don't get it twisted

Don't get it wrong, don't be confused about it

I just wanted to help you, don't get it twisted!

by Manù April 10, 2006

dont get it twisted

A saying ofen used when somebody is jumping to conclutions or placing the blame on some body els

"dont get it twisted i aint been no were near your shop nickin no cider mate" or " why you sayin that iv been smoking wen i aint mother ur a derrked dont get it twisted"

by pukkaC October 14, 2007

Don't Get It Twisted

It means dont make the situation Worse then what it really is Aka Dont over React

Dude Me and your Girl Were Just Chillin Don't Get it Twisted

by Mrjoe2you June 1, 2011