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gefontyst 

Being fucked in the ass by an organization you pay a monthly contribution to.
I have been gefontyst again maybe i should stop paying tuition.
gefontyst by Gefontyst4Life December 18, 2020
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geonbaehaja like a thunder 

(v.) let’s cheers like a thunder is a song lyric from the song answer by the legendary ateez. it is also the favorite song of hey nation, only intellectuals know the song of the year.
person1: hey, geonbaehaja like a thunder?
person2: sure!!!

person1: geonbaehaja like a thunder
person2: ne modeun geol chaewo ooo
A strong, courageous, independent, brave, and caring person. He loves with a strong Passion, his love is like a burning flame it’s beautiful and should be taken care of but can be pain full and can be put out in an instant. He chooses not to hurt others because he’s been hurt so much and wants to see others happy
Person 1: he’s so weak.
Person 2: no he’s just Gerson he don’t want to hurt others.
Gerson by Soto_gremery October 5, 2018
The sound of invading squid-girl
This beach will be mine, de geso.
de geso by ikaanon May 18, 2011
It is a feminine name.

A really nice and special person. Has a vibe that will make your day great and is one of the best person around. If you need a smile, this person will always be around to do so.

Also, she is super cute and hot but doesn’t believe so herself although she knows it’s true. Super sexy and doesn’t take anyone who uses people.
You see her? She’s such a Geona.
Geona by Superscore2122 November 18, 2019

The Gesund-tight 

Similar to the famed donkey punch but less violent in nature. While performing doggy-style, prior to climax, the male throws a handful of pepper into the female's face causing a series of violent sneezes, thereby clenching her vaginal and/or rectal muscles, increasing pressure on male's wang and heightening the orgasm.
Man, you gotta try that new 6 pepper blend if you're gonna throw the Gesund-tight on your plunker. I tossed a handful up at my bitch last night. She sneezed 12 times in a row and almost squeezed my wang off.
The Gesund-tight by METALHEAD 74 January 14, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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