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One who displays bad comebacks, bad jokes, an ugly face, a bad way with words, a bad knowledge of what's going on, and and bad insults. To sum all of it up, a gerow is hated so much, but is too stupid to kill oneself. Gerows have also been known to worship small people with stupid names like Lord Snaffles. Gerows claim they are meant to serve these people for eternity.
I met such a gerow last night, I felt like slicing my ears off so I didn't have to listen to her horrible jokes

Yesterday I met the Almighty Lord Waffles who was being followed around by some gerow.
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Logan Gerow 

A gay kid that goes by the name Chavez and supposedly has a 15 inch dick.
That goddamn Logan Gerow is being a dick today.
Logan Gerow by Chavez the dog October 19, 2018
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grow hoe 

A young girl likely in her mid 20s usually between a 7and 9 in hotness. begins as a trimmer then begins fucking the grower to get his money. Also known as a green digger, potstitute, trim bitch, or pot princess. Purely a southern humboldt phenomenon. Fiends for reggae and any time to show off their expensive stretchy dresses (that show the booty). Will likely be ditched by the grower after 2 years or less, or get knocked up and be his baby momma, might stay around depending on how well she ages.
Sara your dad only dates grow hoes.

A bitch that will take all the young boys trim work, and take all the money
grow hoe by boss man12345 March 30, 2016

Just grow a beard 

This is a comical way of telling someone that they are unattractive and need maximum facial coverage.
Just grow a beard by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016
A good mate who made ground in norway on a straight line. Also bagged in wales recently.
I used geowizard's accent in the definition.
GeoWizard by :|:|:|:|:|:||:|: January 26, 2022

grower (song)

A song or piece of music that doesn't appeal to a person on first listen, but after a while "grows" and becomes enjoyable in time. This is a common occurrence.
"At first I didn't like SONG A at all, but now after a week or so of listening, I love it. It is a grower (song)."

Geronimo 

pov: you came here to see if Geronimo is actually a slur
friend one:“So say-”

friend two: “Geronimo”

friend one: “OMG you can’t say that it’s a slur”
Geronimo by sag3K December 4, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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