geraskier

Geraskier is the superior pairing between Geralt of Rivia and Jaskier the bard. The gays are in the proccess of victoriously taking over the fandom and have already suplanted all other ships within the ao3 relationship tag with over 3000 works. Run for your lives, we're coming for you.

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

A: Did you hear about that new gay ship that's taking the fandom by storm?
B: You mean Geraskier?

by Agent of destiny March 25, 2020

Greasier than a flam-flam

The act of keeping your parters puss wet

Last night I kept her greasier than a flam-flam

by Jshdja November 12, 2018

greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

Poor people shop at Wal-Mart. Poor people have poor cars. Poor cars leak a lot of oil. (Don't believe me? Check the grease pools in the empty spaces of your local Wal-Mart.)

This pizza's greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

by El Gringo Del Mingo July 13, 2010