Geppetto

A funny spin on the word pedophile. This is based upon the story of Pinnochio where Geppetto makes a little wooden boy and dances with him. Plus it's also fun to say "Geppettophile"

Dude, stop trying to get with little boys you Geppetto.

by Pongo January 2, 2009

Geppetto

Verb. The sexual act of fisting a woman's ass and working her hole like a puppetmaster. When performed by a woman onto a male it is known as a Madame. (She was a puppett in the 70's. Google it.)

Dude, your mom's so freaky she wanted me to geppetto her ass without lube!

by FuntCase and FussyPart October 25, 2010

Geppetto

sta ad indicare una persona complottista e/o negazionista e/o antivaccinista e/o seguace di qualsiasi strampalata teoria che si legge in rete. Predilige le fusariaggini ma non disdegna le altre scemenze, meglio se in linea con le tendenze fascioleghiste del momento.

è inutile discutere con un geppetto: è come giocare a scacchi contro un piccione

by blindbard September 13, 2020

Geppetto Ghetto

When your hood looks like it was put together like a puppet.

Went to a funeral in Paterson, NJ and realized the it was a Geppetto Ghetto.

by Matt Camein June 14, 2019

Geppettophile

One who is attracted to, or has sexual relations with a puppet.

Randy, that ventriloquist HAS to be a total Geppettophile.

by daveyhell November 15, 2011

Geppett

Something nasty and foul. Disgusting and rancid. Minging, rank, putrid.
The slang term is based upon Pinocchio’s nasty ass dad, Geppetto. Who stinks like shit all the time because of his exceptionally poor hygiene.

“Ugh, change your trousers. They’re mega geppett”

“Ew, stinks of geppett in here”

by Period poo peter December 7, 2022

geppettoed

To be eaten by a whale.

Where's Mark? Dude, he totally just got geppettoed by that killer whale! :O

by AphroPanda June 10, 2016