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gepic

Giant, epic
often used by meat heads to describe something cool
Big Daddy: have you seen that episode of chappelle's show with rick james?
Me: yeah of course like 3 years ago
Big Daddy: fuck yea that was triple gepic
by garbage bag hoe June 11, 2006
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Evan-gelical

Noun; A person who recognizes the awesomeness that is Evan Peters.

Evan-gelicals are usually lethally beautiful girls with sharp wits and sweet personalities who are more likely to hold the door for someone than take a selfie in public. Occasionally, though, Evan-gelicals are confident males who have mad skills with girls, and who usually have dimples and kinetic smiles.

Evan-gelicals have an unwavering belief that Evan Peters should be in absolutely everything, and will often be heard uttering the phrase "Needs more Evan Peters", much as the phrase "Needs more cowbell" was applied to rock music of the olden days.

They will also Evan-gelize any non-believers in the awesomeness of Evan Peters, even regarding the infamous Carl's Jr Quicksilver commercial.

They're not a cult, but if you accused Evan-gelicals of this, they'd probably just laugh, because, how awesome was Evan Peters in AHS Cult, after all?! You just opened yourself up for an Evan-gelization!

Evan-gelicals who didn't notice how great Evan Peters was during their first viewing of American Horror Story because of his exemplary skills that allow him to disappear into a character and just become that character, but who eventually woke to his skills during a second binge watch viewing, are known as born again Evan-gelicals.
Steph: What are you being for Halloween?

Lila: Probably one of Tate's dead cheerleaders.

Steph: I didn't know you were that into Murder House!?

Lila: I wasn't! Maybe I was too young. Around Freak Show, I noticed how good Evan Peters was, and saw how the dearth of his presence left Roanoke so flat and empty. Then I went back and re-watched from the beginning, as a born again Evan-gelical! *giggles* Am I bad???

Steph: No, I think it's cute!

Lila: Yeah. Evan-gelical. It's a thing.

or

Kyle: How would you rate all the seasons of AHS?

Madison: They're all great! But as an Evan-gelical? I obviously thought Cult was the best because it had the most Evan Peters. He played, like, six people. And he was great as all of them! Roanoke was my least favorite because Evan Peters was barely in it. It just needed more Evan Peters.

or

Dan: The Fox version of Quicksilver sucks. What's with the Hot Topic outfit and the breakfast sandwich?

Ruthie: That's blasphemous! *laughs, because Evan-gelicals are cute and witty* I thought that commercial was adorable! Besides, didn't he get everyone talking and interested in the movie doing that spot? The ad worked.

Dan: *scoffs* Put enough time into thinking about a Carl's Jr ad?

Ruthie: *shrugs* Well, I'm an Evan-gelical. He can do no wrong.
by purplemaid February 8, 2018
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GEICO

A once small and efficient insurance company catering to government employees - hence the accronym GEICO or Government Employees Insurance Company. Now they have gotten gready - running adds gloating about their success. Pay your premiums and never make a claim and they will love you. Make an at fault claim and they will drop you like a hot rock.
Man, I belonged to GEICO since the 80s and never filed a claim. Then about the time geico became gecko BAM! two accidents in two months. They paid the claims no problem. Then they terminated my policy. They went from GEICO to GECKO to GAYCO where they stick it in your ass after pretending to be your friend for years. Piss on that Gecko faggot company!
by Mario Skink July 13, 2006
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best german thing to say when you’re loosing an argument
“I’ve won in the lottery recently!” “Who” “Me” “No, who asked” “Ich hab deine Mutter in oarsch gefickt”
by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021
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Gerica

A kind, sweet girl that really loves music and sports. She likes to have many varieties of friends, and can bond with a person quickly that has similar interests. She’s a smart and optimistic person, and wants to expand her life beyond the horizons of the undiscovered world.
Gerica is such a kind hearted soul, and she really likes a good adventure!!
by Depression .-. January 4, 2018
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Geichoe

pronounced "gyke'-ho" Intended as a pun derived from the popular insurance commercials. By definition, geichoe is a female of loose virtue or promiscuity (a slut or hoe). A woman "so easy, a caveman could do her."
action is "geichoing"
She comes at me like she wants a boyfriend, but that bitch been a geichoe since birth.
by gravity5 March 7, 2007
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Gexican

I woke up in the middle of the night screaming... "I knew it! I knew it! I AM a gexican!" It all made so much sense. I love dick, tacos, and camouflaging my self. Now I'm at peace.
by Gspot24 September 4, 2019
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