by Stan Smith July 19, 2005
Get the urban geologist mug.Geologists are 'scientists' with an unnatural obsession with geology (rocks). Often too intelligent to do monotonous sciences like biology, chemistry, or physics, geologists devote their time to mud-worrying, volcano poking, fault finding, bouldering, dust-collecting, and high-risk colouring. One of the main difficulties in communicating with geologists is their belief that a million years is a short amount of time and their heads are harder than rocks. Consequently, such abstract concepts as "Tuesday Morning" and Lunchtime are completely beyond their comprehension.
Geologists in the movies are nothing like the real thing. For example, in a volcanic eruption, or major earthquake, no geologist is going to give a rat's ass about rescuing a dog even if it does belong to the romantic interest's children. He or she will be far more concerned about the mineralogy of the ash falling from the sky, or the viscosity of the lava flow and its movement across the substrate (which may or may not include a village).
There is a considerable, and still growing body of scientific literature that suggests that geologists are in fact the world's first alcohol-based life form.
Geologists in the movies are nothing like the real thing. For example, in a volcanic eruption, or major earthquake, no geologist is going to give a rat's ass about rescuing a dog even if it does belong to the romantic interest's children. He or she will be far more concerned about the mineralogy of the ash falling from the sky, or the viscosity of the lava flow and its movement across the substrate (which may or may not include a village).
There is a considerable, and still growing body of scientific literature that suggests that geologists are in fact the world's first alcohol-based life form.
The geologists were supplied with alchohol (a common strategy to loosen up the cast in reality TV), but the camera crew was surprised to notice that even after drinking gallons of the liquid, the geologists did not change their behavior, and continued talking in an obscure jargonized language about 'bombs', 'breccia,' and 'lahars,' none of which made for good reality TV.
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by Laelaps February 1, 2020
Get the geologist mug.aka gold digger, it refers to a woman (or man) who "digs for riches" by entering into romantic relationships with ballers, doctors, and lawyers. Such an individual is more interested in your bank account, bling, status, or cocaine than you.
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Get the financial geologist mug.Someone who nominally studies rocks, but ACTUALLY studies how pissed, wankered, wasted, rat-arsed, or otherwise drunk they can get, especially when doing fieldwork
Geologists make the bed rock.
Which professor is it who takes a bottle of wine into the field?
Q: How was the geologists party?
A: Wild, everyone was off their faces.
Which professor is it who takes a bottle of wine into the field?
Q: How was the geologists party?
A: Wild, everyone was off their faces.
by tw296 November 29, 2007
Get the geologist mug.The action of researching or studying geology. There are many ways in which this can manifest. A geologist might geologize by zapping rocks with lasers, counting rocks, coloring maps of rocks, collecting rocks, climbing to collect rocks, looking at tiny versus big rocks, smashing rocks, dating rocks, licking rocks, screaming in rage at rocks, sniffing volcanic gas (which comes out of rocks), writing about rocks, and many other rock studying techniques.
by RockitSage June 2, 2020
Get the Geologize mug.The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.
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