geologist

Someone who nominally studies rocks, but ACTUALLY studies how pissed, wankered, wasted, rat-arsed, or otherwise drunk they can get, especially when doing fieldwork
Geologists make the bed rock.

Which professor is it who takes a bottle of wine into the field?

Q: How was the geologists party?
A: Wild, everyone was off their faces.
by tw296 November 07, 2007
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