Definitions by tw296

geologist 

Someone who nominally studies rocks, but ACTUALLY studies how pissed, wankered, wasted, rat-arsed, or otherwise drunk they can get, especially when doing fieldwork

Geologists make the bed rock.

Which professor is it who takes a bottle of wine into the field?

Q: How was the geologists party?
A: Wild, everyone was off their faces.

geologist by tw296 November 29, 2007