genie eyes

It is like a handoff from your ass to your hand, where you cup your bungholio, catch a boof, hold it, and then release the goodness into someone's face, causing there eyes to water. As you release you say, "genie eyes."

"He went blind, when I released a gnarly genie eyes."

by The Buggintons April 8, 2007

genieyes

Refers to either (1) a super-brainy-and-skillful denizen of a glass bottle or brass lighting-device who always agrees to whatever wish you ask of him, or (2) a similarly-smart human who is able to convince da smoke-cloud-like entity described in Example #1 to always be so agreeable --- it may not be quite so easy as da fairy tales have typically led you to believe, either, as da hilarious story about da middle-aged guy who asked da genie to create a bridge across da Pacific Ocean to Hawaii, but then was obliged to make another wish 'cuz da genie said dat building a bridge dat long would be too difficult.

You don't have to be a "genieyes" to get Aladdin's vaporous buddy to consent to carry out your wishes, since he is already obligated to obey anyone who possesses da magic lamp.

by QuacksO February 10, 2026