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I wasn't having any luck with the hotties, so I went home with a geft.
geft by killa517 May 13, 2005
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Geftlunger 

A turd that is so desperate to escape that it tears its way out of the alimentary canal with tremendous force.
Simon was laid up in hospital for three weeks!
Why?
That last geftlunger tore his abdominal wall!
Geftlunger by Billy F. W. Stevens January 9, 2009

tony geftos

the most beautiful news man on 13-ABC action news in Toledo, Ohio.
"Damn, did you see Tony Geftos on the news today?"
"Yeah, he was so hot that I creamed my pants!"
tony geftos by bigboybob489 August 11, 2021
Geftard has the coldest eyes you've ever seen, a smile reeking of wickedness in hope to lure teenage girls. He has long hair, a beard and wears clothes from the thrift shop. He has more acne than a teenage boy, his swelling head compliments his ego but not his intellect. Geftard is like a cobra seeking it's prey, he may fool the young and vulnerable but not the quick-witted, street wise who can see right throught him. A superiority satire matches his appearance, manipulates and plans to get his end with no lack of empathy and no sense of remorse. He may strive for a position of power but his ignorant authoritarian behaivour will fail in every attempt. Geftard is purposefully manipulative in a relationship and his umbrelling guardedness uncovers his true motives and draws criticism.
Geftard will lead you to believe he wants the best for you through his so called unwanted knowledge. Often, you learn

via regret, but a girl attempting a relationship with Geftard should listen to the wise especially where your psychological state is of concern.
Geftard by Auroras friend May 29, 2018
means “Good Enough For The Girls We Fuck”. mainly used to describe a half ass job pertaining to it being good enough for the girls you fuck.
*finishing a job in the jankiest way possible
you say”Good Enough For The Girls We Fuck””geftgwf
geftgwf by navygurlz November 16, 2023
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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Me: Poggers!
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