a sexy Haitian/Italian mutt that loves Mary Harrington but doesn't know how to help her do her laundry and other various things because he's a mama's boy and gets everything done for him.
"His name must be Jarred Gethers because he forgot to put detergent in the washing machine with my clothes."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).