noun: A Greekmonster is the same as a greekmonkey(code name for gay anal sex) except the penis that is inserted into the other man's anus has NOT been circumsized..
Wbrasington, you need to buy a stronger brand of condom, your uncircumsized penis bore right through the condom last night while you gave me that Greekmonster and I've been leaking your man sauce all day...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.