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geek monster 

1. person who sells or uses crack cocain

2. individual who performs sexual acts in order to rais money for more crack

3. crack whore!
Man you gonna catch somthing or go to jail havin sex with all those geek monsters.
geek monster by cody singleton April 2, 2008

Geek Monster 

Some one who is constantly high on methamphetamine all the time.
That guy ain't slept in a week hes a real geek monster.

geekmonster 

an individual that would do anything for crack.
I just bought a brand new car from this geekmonster, $20 for a Mercedes, not bad.
geekmonster by goatcheese June 14, 2004

geekmonster 

one that is in to uppers
man bob does a lot of coke he's a geekmonster.
geekmonster by jessica horn November 14, 2007

greekmonster 

noun: A Greekmonster is the same as a greekmonkey(code name for gay anal sex) except the penis that is inserted into the other man's anus has NOT been circumsized..
Wbrasington, you need to buy a stronger brand of condom, your uncircumsized penis bore right through the condom last night while you gave me that Greekmonster and I've been leaking your man sauce all day...
greekmonster by juggling_coal January 22, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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