Portmanteau of "gchat" and "advertise," when one writes a status message that all other friends on the gchat list read. Common method of disseminating too much information.

She likes to gchatvertise her status. Her status keeps changing on gchat five minutes ago it was, "I can't believe i got picked up for two minutes!" Three minutes ago her status was, "I baked cookies!" Two minutes ago the status was, "I feel fat". Now it is, "Leaky faucet." She really needs to stop gchatvertising her business

gchatvertise by devil with baggy pants March 27, 2009

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Ghost Ridin' Gchat

the act of choosing to be invisible to your online buddies.

A: Is joe talking to you online?
B: No, he's been ghost ridin' gchat for a while now.

Ghost Ridin' Gchat by chasingbrucelee April 30, 2009

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Gchon

the worst d2 player

Oh fuck we gonna win we matched GCHON

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GCHATSlap

A Gchat Slap is when one of the two people in the conversation is acting a fool on Gchat. Thus the one friend who is clearly in the right state of mind will pull out the Gchat Slap b/c he or she can not do it in person. This is obviously intended to bring the person back into reality.

Kristen: "I am thinking of sleeping with the ex."
Paige: "are you sure you can deal with emotions...you know how he makes you feel."
Kristen: "maybe he'll love me again?"
Paige: "GCHATSLAP"
Kristen: "Thanks I needed that."

GCHATSlap by PaigeKrist May 18, 2011

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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