gazoomtits

Funnier than saying either "bless you" or "gesundheit" (and easier to remember how to spell) as reply to sneezes, preferably accompanied by a dab to remind people to cover their nose well when they sneeze to prevent spread of germs and viruses.

Person one: *Sneezes*
Person two: "Gazoomtits!" *dabs*
Person one plus any other people in the room: "LOL What?...Gazoomtits! ROFL"

by Real Commenter May 29, 2018

gazoomtits

Funnier than saying either "bless you" or "gesundheit" (and easier to remember how to spell) as reply to sneezes, preferably accompanied by a dab to remind people to cover their nose well when they sneeze to prevent spread of germs and viruses.

Person one: *Sneezes*
Person two: "Gazoomtits!" *dabs*
Person one plus any other people in the room: "LOL What?...Gazoomtits! ROFL"

by Real Commenter May 29, 2018

gazoontite

Gesundheit is the German word for health. Germans typically say it when someone sneezes to wish them good health.

"The man sneezed and the German man said "Gesundheit" (Gazoontite)."

by Marcos Mercado December 22, 2007

gazoontite

The gazoontite is when, while have sex, you sneeze in your partners face.

dude, last night i was totally doing your sister and gazoontited right in her face.

by Chris Fish March 24, 2008