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Gayvorce 

Now that homosexual marriage is legal in New York, the greedy divorce lawyers are eagerly honing their skills for their new lucrative subspecialty: gayvorce.

Bob and Jeff's marriage is on the rocks, they are seeking the services of a gayvorce lawyer.
Gayvorce by Frediam June 28, 2011
When you claim a gay person (actor, athlete, public figure) as your favorite.
Man, Neil Patrick Harris is my gayvorite actor.
gayvorite by dm1982 February 20, 2015

Gayrodies 

A YouTube channel dedicated to making parodies of random songs that replace almost every word with "gay" or "straight". The songs are by gayram and mikeyidubh, and mostly produced my mc reen
Gay guy : "did you see the new Gayrodies video?"

Straight guy: "yeah it's pretty fire"
Gay guy: " it makes me feel extra gay"
Gayrodies by Ms. Gupta February 28, 2019

Galories 

Calories consumed during activities with your girl friends (girls night out, wine during a pedicure, eating McDonalds at 2 a.m. shitfaced) that generally are not part of your diet but you eat them anyway.

Men: see Palories
Girl, I've gained so much weight even though I'm using Herbalife.

Uh, it's all them galories you've been eating in addition to your diet.
Galories by Barbie1994 April 27, 2017
Word of the Day on May 18, 2017
Something that is your gayvorite is something that you like so much that you would go gay for it.
"Dude who's your gayvorite actor?"
"Brad Pitt"
Gayvorite by Courtes_E again February 11, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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