Gaytrix

A force that surrounds us all yet its existance is only known to a certain few

The gaytrix has you neo!!

Hurry, the gaygents are coming, we must unplug from the gaytrix!

Gaytrix by Borisimo September 28, 2003

the gaytrix reloaded

What the matrix reloaded should have been titled because it was filled with retarded fight scenes, corny jokes and so much NERD talk nobody knew what the fuck was goin on.

Those two faggot Wachowsky bros. are such fuckin GEEKS they probly toss each other's salads while they beat off to gay comic book superheroes every night.

the gaytrix reloaded by neRDo May 19, 2003

gaytriarch 

A bossy gay man who exercises autocratic authority over his group of friends, most often in social and cultural situations. The group of friends can be straight, gay or a mixture of the two. Said group tends to be very afraid of contradicting the gaytriarch for fear of repercussions that generally include loads and loads of drama.

Craig: "Why do we always have to go along with Adrian's plans?"

Michelle (exhales cigarette smoke): "Because Adrian's our gaytriarch, that's why."

Nicole (whispers): "Shhhh! Here he comes!"

gaytriarch by cfbaines December 3, 2009

Gaytriots 

the original intended name for the New England Patriots. The owners were enraged that the NFL wouldnt allow Gaytriots and thought that Patriots would be a more American name for the team, but the truth behind thier name still rings out each and every Sunday during the NFL season.....

"New England Gaytriots quarterback Tom Brady doesn't have any chubes."

"Tom Brady is a Pervert 5000."

"Bill Belichick is a slop tart."

Gaytriots by tdub05 November 9, 2009

Gaytrification 

Adjective: The process by which a neighborhood goes from undesirable to cool due to the influx and residence of an increased gay population

This area was horrible until gaytrification, now I can't afford a place here at all.

Gaytrification by hairball29 April 15, 2011

gaytributes 

characteristics, mannerisms, elements that define a homosexual.

gay + attributes = gaytributes

Are you sure your boyfriend is straight, because he's giving off a lot of gaytributes?

gaytributes by Grace F. Lee September 8, 2008

gaytriotic 

Proudly displaying gay pride.

Man, Jeff's looking very gaytriotic today!

gaytriotic by Mel April 21, 2005