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its great. i like it when their so so very hot and greasy and i can lick it off their bodies. wow. my voice is breaking at the thought of it.

mmm. durex
kemptastic, i like sucking kempino sweets. im so camp, i mean kemp
gaysex by kemp January 19, 2005
messed up mother fuckers of the same sex sticking thier dicks in each other
Many people ingage in gaysex.
gaysex by Bob Leevey March 4, 2003

Kenny, Please Come Over For Gay Sex 

A better way to remember the scientific classification of

Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

Fuck "Kings play chess on fine glass surfaces" or "Kids prefer candy over fancy green salad," gay sex is where it's at.
Kenny: "I can't seem to remember the scientific classification."
Jim: "Kenny, please come over for gay sex."
Kenny: "Oh, I get it now! Thanks, gay sex!"

graysexual 

Written also: greysexual

adj: sometimes having sexual attraction and/or feelings, but usually not. generally asexual but perhaps capable of sexual desire under certain conditions, eg love or romance.

noun: person who identifies as graysexual

Whereas sexual orientation exists along a continuum of heterosexual, bisexual and homosexual, sex drive also exists along a continuum. Some people (highly sexual) desire to have sex with anyone they can; some people (strictly asexual) have no sexual desires; graysexuals are predominantly asexual but capable of manifesting sexual desires under specific circumstances. This is not to be confused with an asexual that is satisfying a partner's sexual desires despite lacking sexual desire of their own.
"Look at all of these hot chicks!"
"Eh."
"Dude, are you gay?"
"Nah, I'm graysexual. I can see that there are plenty of hot chicks here, but that doesn't mean I want to have sex with any of them."
graysexual by the_smasher November 29, 2009
Nathan was in his dorm, stroking his hard 9 inch when his dormmate Matthew came in. Nate gasped, trying to cover himself, but Matthew wasn't having any of that. He locked the door to Nate's bedroom and walked over, taking his clothes off and leaving them on the floor on the way. "What are you-" Nate began before being pinned to the bed, lips locked with Matt's. Matt looked around. "Got any lube?" He murmered softly. Nate shook his head before passing him a wrapper. Matt wondered, and then threw it, taking Nate by surprise and fucking him rough, cumming immediately into him to lube him up. He had been rock-hard anyways, his masturbation session in the locker room had helped with that. Nate moaned loudly as Matt fucked him missionary, slowing down and becoming softer in his thrusts. Nate wrapped his legs around Matt, already breaking a sweat. Matt grinned, stopping and slowly going deeper into him with those magnificent 11 inches until Nate was gasping, clutching the bed. Matt then began to slowly fuck him again.
Nate began to squirm under his roommate when the pressure broke and he couldn't stop himself cumming. Matthew stared in surprise before spanking him and making him shiver. "Lick all this off you slut!" Nate obeyed, and they were soon flat on the bed frenching again, before Nate took Matt in his hand, rubbing until his massive cock was completely hard and red. Matthew wasted no time pulling away and insead of cumming into Nate's hand, fucked him and squirted inside him. Nate moaned loudly kids from other dorms heard it, launching into a large orgasm. He was panting when he'd finished, the sweat dripping off of his lean body. Matt smiled, beginning to pound him again, causing Nate to bite his shoulder so hard Matt yelled out in pain and ecstacy. After thier wonderful sex, they both showered, wore thier pyjamas and cuddled on the sofa watching a random movie until they both fell asleep. What lovely Gay Sex.
Gay sex by TheOneWhoAdoptedYou April 19, 2023
what a homosexual (mainly male) couple does when they love each other very very much.
Walter: "Hey Daniel, did you and Alucard have gay sex last night?"
Daniel: "Yes, he made me groan and purr last night, he said I was a good boy and the best bottom he's ever fucked."
Walter: "Damn."
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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