Definitions by CrispyChickenCumSandwich
Sea men
what the boys in South Park thought was in mrs. choksondik's coffee to kill her in the Season 6 episode 'The Simpsons Already Did It'
news reporter: "They found semen in her stomach."
Eric Cartman: "TWEEK, YOU KILLED MRS. CHOKSONDIK WITH MY SEA MEN!"
Tweek: "GAH! I didn't put your sea people in her coffee! GAH!"
Eric Cartman: "TWEEK, YOU KILLED MRS. CHOKSONDIK WITH MY SEA MEN!"
Tweek: "GAH! I didn't put your sea people in her coffee! GAH!"
Sea men by CrispyChickenCumSandwich November 9, 2022
Gay Sex
Walter: "Hey Daniel, did you and Alucard have gay sex last night?"
Daniel: "Yes, he made me groan and purr last night, he said I was a good boy and the best bottom he's ever fucked."
Walter: "Damn."
Daniel: "Yes, he made me groan and purr last night, he said I was a good boy and the best bottom he's ever fucked."
Walter: "Damn."
Gay Sex by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022
Hot Pockets and Cuddles
When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.
Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.
Hot Pockets and Cuddles by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022
Meat Triangle
The Words Peter Steele used to describe sex between him, his girlfiend and his girlfriends girlfriend
Meat Triangle by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 12, 2022