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gaygument 

An argument about whether a person is gay or straight.
Cait: I can't see how u don't see it. Frodo and Sam from the Lord of the Rings trilogy are gay lovers. It's so obvious...the funny looks they give each other...they're in loooooove.

Jeff: Oh come on, they are just 2 men who have a very strong bond brought on by much hardship and struggle. Sam even marries a WOMAN by the end.

This argument qualifies as a gaygument.
gaygument by Jeffrey Ramras July 7, 2004
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Secret Gaygent 

Someone who seems like they're straight but infact they're gay.
Guy 1: Yo check it out it's Niel Patrick Harris
Guy 2: You do know he's gay...
Guy 1: What! Everyone knows NPH gets so much pussy!
Guy 2: That's what it seems like - he's a secret gaygent.

Secret gaygent 

When you're religious relatives come over and you have to pretend your straight
My aunt and uncle are here so I'm secret gaygent today

Gaygents 

It's Kat and Jakub
Hey we are Gaygents. Me and my friends are secretly gay. :D
Gaygents by KatKatherine June 24, 2019

faux-gagement ring 

A ring that a single person, usually a girl, wears on her left ring finger to simulate being engaged in order to prevent being hit on or to stave off general unwanted attention.
Guy: Hey, are you seeing someone?
Girl: **Obviously disinterested, shows faux-gagement ring** Yea, I am. Sorry.
Guy: Oh, never mind then.
faux-gagement ring by 327 Nubian November 22, 2011
Noun:
-A skilled member of the LGBT (lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, etc.) community who acts as an advocate on behalf of a related cause or matter.
-Someone who lobbies on behalf of a business or corporation to help show their support of gay and lesbian equal rights.
EXAMPLE:

Business #1: Hey, I need someone to help show the world that our corporation and brand fully supports Equality for all Gay & lesbian men and women.

SPI: So, you're saying you need someone who is educated and experienced in the LGBT community, whose an advocate for equal rights, is outgoing, creative, determined, and persistent?; Someone whose sure to improve your company's visibility in the community as well as increase your bottom line profitability?

Business #1: YES! That's exactly what we need!... Oh, and they should also probably be extremely good looking...Can you help?

SPI: Absolutely! Our special Gaygent, Becca, is perfect for the job. She's our #1 girl, never afraid of a challenge and never gives up. We'll put her on the case right away!
Gaygent by secretgaygent June 29, 2013

man-gagement ring 

A ring that girls give to their fiance's so everyone knows they are on the path to getting married. Usually worn on the middle finger of the left hand.
"Hey! Check out that guy! He's hott! Oh. Wait. He's got a man-gagement ring on. He's taken"
man-gagement ring by Cris6278 March 8, 2008