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gaygument 

An argument about whether a person is gay or straight.
Cait: I can't see how u don't see it. Frodo and Sam from the Lord of the Rings trilogy are gay lovers. It's so obvious...the funny looks they give each other...they're in loooooove.

Jeff: Oh come on, they are just 2 men who have a very strong bond brought on by much hardship and struggle. Sam even marries a WOMAN by the end.

This argument qualifies as a gaygument.
gaygument by Jeffrey Ramras July 7, 2004
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Secret Gaygent 

Someone who seems like they're straight but infact they're gay.
Guy 1: Yo check it out it's Niel Patrick Harris
Guy 2: You do know he's gay...
Guy 1: What! Everyone knows NPH gets so much pussy!
Guy 2: That's what it seems like - he's a secret gaygent.

Secret gaygent 

When you're religious relatives come over and you have to pretend your straight
My aunt and uncle are here so I'm secret gaygent today

Gaygents 

It's Kat and Jakub
Hey we are Gaygents. Me and my friends are secretly gay. :D
Gaygents by KatKatherine June 24, 2019

faux-gagement ring 

A ring that a single person, usually a girl, wears on her left ring finger to simulate being engaged in order to prevent being hit on or to stave off general unwanted attention.
Guy: Hey, are you seeing someone?
Girl: **Obviously disinterested, shows faux-gagement ring** Yea, I am. Sorry.
Guy: Oh, never mind then.
faux-gagement ring by 327 Nubian November 22, 2011
Noun:
-A skilled member of the LGBT (lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, etc.) community who acts as an advocate on behalf of a related cause or matter.
-Someone who lobbies on behalf of a business or corporation to help show their support of gay and lesbian equal rights.
EXAMPLE:

Business #1: Hey, I need someone to help show the world that our corporation and brand fully supports Equality for all Gay & lesbian men and women.

SPI: So, you're saying you need someone who is educated and experienced in the LGBT community, whose an advocate for equal rights, is outgoing, creative, determined, and persistent?; Someone whose sure to improve your company's visibility in the community as well as increase your bottom line profitability?

Business #1: YES! That's exactly what we need!... Oh, and they should also probably be extremely good looking...Can you help?

SPI: Absolutely! Our special Gaygent, Becca, is perfect for the job. She's our #1 girl, never afraid of a challenge and never gives up. We'll put her on the case right away!
Gaygent by secretgaygent June 29, 2013

man-gagement ring 

A ring that girls give to their fiance's so everyone knows they are on the path to getting married. Usually worn on the middle finger of the left hand.
"Hey! Check out that guy! He's hott! Oh. Wait. He's got a man-gagement ring on. He's taken"
man-gagement ring by Cris6278 March 8, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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