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Straight Gay Bestfriend 

It’s like a girl’s gay best friend except he’s actually straight and the girl knows this but they have no interest in dating each other
Grace: Are you and Ryan dating or a thing?
Frances: No he’s my straight gay bestfriend!!

Gay Bestfriend 

The gay bestfriend is, most likely, not gay at all, but rather a victim of douchebag theory which has chosen to be friendzoned in hopes of becoming friends with benefits, most likely things will not work out for this guy.
Joe: So how are things between you and Michelle?
Nerd: She's still with Chad, but I'm her gay bestfriend now.
Joe: tough break...
Gay Bestfriend by Cosban June 29, 2011

Gay Bestfriend 

A gay bestfriend is someone who usually is not gay, but gets friendzoned by females he was/is interested in. In the other case of them actually being homosexual, then they are there to give compliments to the females that have befriended them.
Travis: Yo man Jaice is definitely the gay bestfriend.
Jesus: Bib
Jaice(gay bestfriend): GUYS SHUT UP I AM NOT THE GAY BESTFRIEND!
Gay Bestfriend by TacoHurdles February 15, 2019

Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend 

A guy that is actually straight but gets friendzoned by all of his female friends and is treated as their gay bestfriend. The girl treats him as if he's their gay bestfriend despite the fact that he may want to actually have feelings or atraction towards her.
Joseph: Yo, how you gonna be hugging and cuddle up with all those girls but never do shit further with them.
Kyle: Dude, none of them like me in that way and it really pisses me off lowkey.
Joseph: Bruh, you know how girls always want to have that one gay bestfriend?
Kyle: Yeah
Joseph: Well, that's basically what you are.
Kyle: But I'm not gay tho so if anything I would be the "Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend"
Joseph: Yeah pretty much laughing.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026