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Straight Gay Bestfriend 

It’s like a girl’s gay best friend except he’s actually straight and the girl knows this but they have no interest in dating each other
Grace: Are you and Ryan dating or a thing?
Frances: No he’s my straight gay bestfriend!!

Gay Bestfriend 

The gay bestfriend is, most likely, not gay at all, but rather a victim of douchebag theory which has chosen to be friendzoned in hopes of becoming friends with benefits, most likely things will not work out for this guy.
Joe: So how are things between you and Michelle?
Nerd: She's still with Chad, but I'm her gay bestfriend now.
Joe: tough break...
Gay Bestfriend by Cosban June 29, 2011

Gay Bestfriend 

A gay bestfriend is someone who usually is not gay, but gets friendzoned by females he was/is interested in. In the other case of them actually being homosexual, then they are there to give compliments to the females that have befriended them.
Travis: Yo man Jaice is definitely the gay bestfriend.
Jesus: Bib
Jaice(gay bestfriend): GUYS SHUT UP I AM NOT THE GAY BESTFRIEND!
Gay Bestfriend by TacoHurdles February 15, 2019

Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend 

A guy that is actually straight but gets friendzoned by all of his female friends and is treated as their gay bestfriend. The girl treats him as if he's their gay bestfriend despite the fact that he may want to actually have feelings or atraction towards her.
Joseph: Yo, how you gonna be hugging and cuddle up with all those girls but never do shit further with them.
Kyle: Dude, none of them like me in that way and it really pisses me off lowkey.
Joseph: Bruh, you know how girls always want to have that one gay bestfriend?
Kyle: Yeah
Joseph: Well, that's basically what you are.
Kyle: But I'm not gay tho so if anything I would be the "Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend"
Joseph: Yeah pretty much laughing.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026