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Gay Test 

When one watches male on male porn for the entirety of the video. If at the end of the video you feel as if it was a disgusting experience, you're probably straight. If you were at least slightly attracted, well... You get the point.
Guy: "Bro, I watched San Andreas and I kept thinking how hot and muscular Dwayne Johnson is."
His Friend: "Maybe you should take the gay test"
Gay Test by Enrique Goldberg April 6, 2016
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gay test 

A girl attractive enough that only a gay guy would not have sex with her.
She isn't the hottest girl in the world, but she is a gay test.
gay test by Justincarl January 28, 2015

am i gay test 

a commonly used google search by gay people who are either in denial, questioning or need re-assurance
person 1: omg are you gay
person 2: idk but i took an am i gay test and it said i was

Gay/B testing

The process for determining the sexual orientation of a person by sending attractive people of multiple genders to flirt with them and measuring which get higher dick-through rates.
We didn't know which team Ross played for, so we got Melissa and Dennis to do some Gay/B testing.

Testing the Gay Waters 

The way a gay friend might very slowly introduce the idea that he would like to see if he can convert you.
Man 1: Last night I was talking to one of my buddies online and he told me in the middle of the conversation the he just finished masturbating.

Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026