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T.G (table gay)
T.G is an acronym for the adjective table gay.
You will often feel table gay when you had just had science for 4th period and you're now very fidgety and can't sit still. You can not catch or manifest T.G without being depressed, gay, and having mild to severe ADHD. When you are feeling table gay your whole body is smiling but your soul is slowly leaving, it's innocence dissolving, and your will to live slowly gets sucked away like boba. T.G on its own is not bad but if not kept in check can make you feel very impulsive to set something on fire or cause harm/damage or to fuck your enemy's mum. If you have a reputation to uphold you should probably get rid of T.G. The only way to get rid of it is to stand on something tall and scream as loud as you can then dip your head in ice water wrap yourself in a shock blanket and sit in an empty bathtub. Ur welcome bitch.
You will often feel table gay when you had just had science for 4th period and you're now very fidgety and can't sit still. You can not catch or manifest T.G without being depressed, gay, and having mild to severe ADHD. When you are feeling table gay your whole body is smiling but your soul is slowly leaving, it's innocence dissolving, and your will to live slowly gets sucked away like boba. T.G on its own is not bad but if not kept in check can make you feel very impulsive to set something on fire or cause harm/damage or to fuck your enemy's mum. If you have a reputation to uphold you should probably get rid of T.G. The only way to get rid of it is to stand on something tall and scream as loud as you can then dip your head in ice water wrap yourself in a shock blanket and sit in an empty bathtub. Ur welcome bitch.
T.G (table gay) by alex cadaver October 11, 2021
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