Gay Pirates 

When two non-binary pirates scream about how much they are obsessed with one another and argue about how stunning the other one is.

Li: OMG YOUR STUNNING TIMES INFINITY LIKE PLS BE MY SIREN AND LURE ME IN WITH YOUR VOICE
Mia: OMG NO YOU YOUR STUNNINGER TIMES A GABILLION ZILLION MILLION TIMES INFINITY ILL SING FOR YOU SO YOU COME TO ME <3
Li: WE ARE GONNA BE HOT PIRATES TOGETHER
Mia: YES OMG WE ARE GAY PIRATES

Gay Pirates by Callingallbarbz July 12, 2021

gay pirate 

When you sneak up on one of your buddies with your cock in your hand and put it on there shoulder like a parrot on the shoulder of a pirate. You then make a pirate sound such as ARRRRRGH! and call them a faggot.

Josh was siting on the couch when joe snuck up and gave him a gay pirate.

gay pirate by Chuckles h August 22, 2006

Gay Pirate 

A mixed drink commonly made of Diet Coke and rum, typically Captain Morgan's rum.

The dude does nothing but go to the gym and drink -- so he's afraid of calories. He orders non-stop Gay Pirates until midnight when we have to pour him into a cab.

Gay Pirate by Vindicator13 February 9, 2010

flamboyantly gay pirate 

someone extremely gay. so gay that there is no other word to call them to express how completely gay they are.

Timmy: "Did you watch the Teletubbies yesterday? Tinky Winky still has that stupid purple purse!"

Johnny: "Man, he's such a flamboyantly gay pirate!"

flamboyantly gay pirate by rawrrishmaelthedinosaur April 25, 2010

Gaypiratecore

Gaypiratecore is a sartorial-philosophical movement rooted in the sacred art mogging and serving a look, as a form of protest. It operates as a visual insurrection against panoptic surveillance culture. By ostentatiously adorning urself in ludicrously conspicuous clothing, your appearance becomes too charged and intentional to be passively observed.

If the panopticon produces docile bodies, gaypiratecore produces decorated bodies that refuse docility.
If the panopticon produces docile bodies, gaypiratecore produces decorated bodies that refuse invisibility. Not invisibility in the physical sense, but invisibility as misrecognition.
Gaypiratecore is not costume nor is it cosplay, it’s mogging in a metaphysical sense, it’s ostentatious, it’s pretentious, it “insists upon itself”.

Gaypiratecore is a way of life

“Goonville67 is so gaypiratecore”

Gaypiratecore by Blacksparrow February 13, 2026