When you sneak up on one of your buddies with your cock in your hand and put it on there shoulder like a parrot on the shoulder of a pirate. You then make a pirate sound such as ARRRRRGH! and call them a faggot.
Josh was siting on the couch when joe snuck up and gave him a gay pirate.
by Chuckles h August 23, 2006
A mixed drink commonly made of Diet Coke and rum, typically Captain Morgan's rum.
The dude does nothing but go to the gym and drink -- so he's afraid of calories. He orders non-stop Gay Pirates until midnight when we have to pour him into a cab.
by Vindicator13 February 10, 2010
someone extremely gay. so gay that there is no other word to call them to express how completely gay they are.
Timmy: "Did you watch the Teletubbies yesterday? Tinky Winky still has that stupid purple purse!"

Johnny: "Man, he's such a flamboyantly gay pirate!"
by rawrrishmaelthedinosaur April 26, 2010
When two non-binary pirates scream about how much they are obsessed with one another and argue about how stunning the other one is.
Li: OMG YOUR STUNNING TIMES INFINITY LIKE PLS BE MY SIREN AND LURE ME IN WITH YOUR VOICE
Mia: OMG NO YOU YOUR STUNNINGER TIMES A GABILLION ZILLION MILLION TIMES INFINITY ILL SING FOR YOU SO YOU COME TO ME <3
Li: WE ARE GONNA BE HOT PIRATES TOGETHER
Mia: YES OMG WE ARE GAY PIRATES
by Callingallbarbz July 12, 2021