Gay Petty is the next level in true accension into being a master at the petty arts. This is shown in many different ways. It can be you passively aggressively ignoring an ignorant buffoon who is trying to tear you down. Some examples include but are not limited to:

1. Hiding the person's car keys.
2. Damaging a makeup pallet.
3. Backhanded complements

Etc.

The important rule of being gay petty is to do it with style and flare. Leave their jaws dropped walking with the confidence of owning that cat walk in the latest fashion. Slay queen slay!

Person 1: Man this person just isn't getting it, they are obnoxious and just a headache.

Person 2: This calls for the ultimate form of petty.

Person 1: No, they aren't ready.

Person 2: Watch me bitch it's time for being gay petty.

*Chaos unfolds*

Gay Petty by Wolfie woo woo June 24, 2026

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gay for Peter Andre

When your so gay the only thing you can think of is Peter Andre in the water with his top off

Your so gay for Peter Andre

gay for Peter Andre by Chrispartyboi July 7, 2023

Petty gay

A heterosexual male who's a little gay, but only to a point; the in between for bi and straight.

Tyler: When I watch straight porn, I try to find the biggest dicks possible, that shit gets me rock hard.

Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.

Petty gay by NoDak Jack October 15, 2018

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

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