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gay boyfriend

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gay guy that a straight girl likes romantically. they hang out often, being good friends since nothing else is going to happen.
girl: "i like you"
guy: "i'm sorry, i'm gay"
girl: "oh, wanna catch a movie?"

The beginnings of a gay boyfriend relationship.
gay boyfriend by ganges December 31, 2009

gay boyfriend

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To clarify, the term "boyfriend" refers to a guy you are incredibly interested in; he doesn't have to be official or even realize that you call him this. He becomes a "gay boyfriend" if he's not down with you. (Because obviously, if he's not interested... he's clearly gay. )
Dude I've been tryin to kick it with my gay boyfriend for days now...but for some reason he keeps blowing me off. He must be gay.

gay-boyfriend 

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The Gay-Boyfriend is a homosexual man that is there to fill in when your real boyfriend is too busy or away.

He also is the person a girl will go to for advice in her current relationship. Like what a man means by what he says and how he says it.

He also enjoys going shopping, going to the salon, giving you fashion tips to drive your man crazy, and spending money on you when you can't really afford the most amazing pair of shoes or lipstick you've ever had the pleasure to run across.
Heather: "I love my gay-boyfriend, Chris."
Cheryl: "Why?"
Heather: "He talked me through what Josh REALLY meant when we were talking last night."
gay-boyfriend by Heatherisms November 21, 2009

Gay boyfriend day 

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happy gay boyfriend day is August 13th, when you have a boyfriend who is gay with their mates and you third wheel him and his gay friend
my boyfriend is gay with his friend therefore on august 13th he is having gay boyfriend day

Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend 

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(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"
D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options
F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....
1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!

Secret Gay Boyfriend 

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The flip-side of a fag-hag.

The "Secret Gay Boyfriend" is that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny.
Example: Instead of "Alyssa is John's Fag Hag" (such a crap term), we say "John is Alyssa's Secret Gay Boyfriend."
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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