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Gay Bowser 

A game of table tennis (ping pong) where style is key. The score is set with gay Bowsers. The more stylish the shot, the gayer the Bowser. Instead of becoming gayer it can also turn into trans Bowser (which is the ultimate shot). A bi-Bowser is a less impressive shot. "So long, Gay Bowser" is also the phrase most people hear when Mario defeats Bowser in Mario 64 when he says "So long Bowser". This line inspired the game.
"Hey, let's play a game of Gay Bowser"
Or
(While playing the game) "that's a Gay Bowser right there!!"
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Gay Bowser 

Teen slang used for describing rough gay cactus sex, Most commonly used by Gay Males wanting to feel some extra erotic pleasure.
"Me and my homie John are ganna hang out later for some gay bowser mom"
"Hey Daniel, wanna do some gay bowser when my mom falls asleep?"

gay bowser 

Pretty much a group of guys that hang out way to much. One of them is always getting the pussy, while all the others are getting Jesus. Usually a group of 4 friends from high school. They have tons of inside jokes, and smoke cigars on occasion.
You see those Gay Bowsers over there.
gay bowser by Isao Chismo December 20, 2017

Gay Bowser 

A gay man who wears a dildo costume with dildos like the spikes of bowsers shell...
"did you see that gay bowser?"
"No, what's that?"
"Oh it's only a gay dude with dildos on his back"
Gay Bowser by Gay Bowzzer December 2, 2019

So long gay Bowser 

When you grab someone by an appendage, spin them around, and then yeet them off into the distance.
He tried to punch me but I grabbed his arm and So long gay Bowser'ed him into a wall

So long gay bowser 

Something Mario says in Super Mario 64. He's actually saying "So long King Bowser" but it kind of sounds like "So long Gay Bowser" Then it was removed in 3D all stars which sucked thanks to nintendo being such a d bag. It is a great meme tbh, lol.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026