Galstaded 

The art of ignoring text messages while actively replying to others. Later claim you were busy or did not see it.

I texted my friend Jake and he never replied although he was replying to other group texts. Galstaded again.

Galstaded by Mediocre Gamer May 13, 2020

galstad 

An awesome guy who has an incredible wife and family. Thankful for all that he owns. Thinks his brother in law is awesome.

That guy is so lucky to be a Galstad.

galstad by Marvin Florence April 24, 2007

Galstate Exam 

Proatate exam for a trans man.

He didn't have a prostate sop we gave them a galstate exam

Galstate Exam by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012