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gash point

where gash or more commonly cash is dispensed..
Yo danny hume lets go to the gash point and get some gash..
gash point by danny hume April 25, 2008

gash points 

A scoring system designed to allow the fair distribution of sexual favours. Gash points may be achieved by the display of wit, athleticism, physical attributes (ie' genitals) intelligence, skills and wealth.
Playing the guitar while doing pressups? That's worth twenty gash points!

Gashpoint 

An Automated Teller Machine (ATM) that charges it's users for the privilege of drawing out cash. Usually located a long distance from its free equivalent (Cashpoint), it is designed to force the user to have to pay money in order to obtain money.
"Gotta get some cash mate, is that an ATM down there?"

"Yeah, but it's a Gashpoint."

"Bollocks, I'll wait until I get into town then."
Gashpoint by RhythmJunky December 22, 2008

Gashpoint 

A situation arising when one's female consort has control over one's actions through the usually underfulfilled incentive of fuckual relations. Usually occurs when one does not consider oneself worthy of one's gash. A mix of the words 'gash', meaning vagina, and 'gunpoint', suggesting an action to be absolutely obligatory.
Yeah... man, Lucy's got Dave at gashpoint these days.
Gashpoint by Gashatron May 22, 2011
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026