gash flow

The rate at which one meets/gets with women Gash

Ah Paul man, how are you? Hows the gash flow?

gash flow by Bennisboy October 21, 2007

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Gash Flow

A penurious period in which you are unable to spend any money because you're waiting on funds that people are due you. Gash Flow is an acronym of Gash (meaning rubbish or poor) and Cash Flow.

'Hey Stoz - you coming to the pub tonight?' 'Can't mate - I've got gash flow at the moment!

Gash Flow by Kaiz2001 July 14, 2011

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Gash flow forecast

A prediction of the amount of girls, gash, you are likely to get in the next year.

"I've just completed my Gash flow forecast for the year ending 31/12/2009."

Gash flow forecast by Alreet duck? May 4, 2009

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Gash flow crisis

When your Gash flow is seriously low. i.e. You're having difficulty finding women

Hey Paul, hows the gash flow?

Not good mate, I'm having a bit of a gash flow crisis

Gash flow crisis by Bennisboy October 21, 2007

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Gash flow statement

A record of how many women you've been with (gash flow)

Hey Paul, hows it going?

Good man, check my gash flow statement

...goes into more detail...

Gash flow statement by Bennisboy October 21, 2007

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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