Garlon 3A 

Yummy yummy juice that will hurt your tummy and kill plants. Suitable for use near water.

I had some salt cedar to get rid of so I sprayed it with garlon 3a.

Garlon 3A by GoatsonBoats November 26, 2020

garlon 4 

a delicious juice perfect for making a spicy cocktail with prime oil and blue dye.

after a long hard day of backpack spraying, i love to kickback a drink a cool glass of garlon 4!

garlon 4 by janitor.snake November 26, 2020

Galongwallah 

It's a catch all word. My husband & I lived in Hawaii for 25 years - this is similar to 'da kine'. Try it! It will roll off your tongue... Use it when you can't remember a word. Just substitute galongwallah. It always works!

Hey sweetie, would you mind fixing the kitchen sink galongwallah before you leave?

Galongwallah by crismhawaii March 7, 2021

GARGON 

The aliens watchdog portayed by a giant lobster from a 1950 sci fi flick.

The teenagers fled in terror as the GARGON attacked.

GARGON by lil' nicky July 30, 2011

garloid

A biological construct with mammalian characteristics but organized like a plant. It produces a sweet, highly nutricious waste product referred to as "milk." Despite the name, the substance is not really a milk, though it is produced through similar mechanisms/structures. They have at least 0.67% human dna, which was a big controversy a few years ago.

I heard that John started raising a Garloid. I hope he’s using ethical methods to retrieve its milk

garloid by rxicheru November 1, 2020

garconanokin 

The precise moment when dog poop turns white.

Jimmy grabbed a piece of garconanokin and mistook it to be a piece of chalk.

garconanokin by P90SEX December 22, 2007

Garmondius 

GOD, SUPREME LEADER, Inventor of the Shop Queue

What else is there to do in life than praise Garmondius

Garmondius by Jim_Phelon July 6, 2021