my moms special served with a delicate sauce of garsha, with a smooth aroma of a sweet baked beans with a hint of fart. BUT the fart is coming from whitney's BIG BIG BIG BUTT TOOTYHOLE. it is a delicacy to all to devour this yummy all seasonal breakfast/lunch/dinner/dessert. It is originated by the Irish who wear pigtails jumping around saying "JOOMBA JAMBA YAMBA JAMBA"
person 1: ooh i just had that garlaneilli , im scared imma turn out like michael jackson and say GARLANAHEE-HEE
person 2: oh no dont start touching little kids michael jackson!
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.