garduno

A giant turd.

Look at that garduno I made.

garduno by aka swegger January 29, 2014

garduño 

Garduño Is a Mexican last name. If you know someone with that last name don't mess with them or their loved ones they're tuff.

Some guy : "Have you met the new girl?"

The other guy " yea she seems tuff, she must be a Garduño."

garduño by school.can.suck.my.d November 9, 2019

Gardenologist 

A person who lives to garden,has studied (formally or informally) plants,trees,etc. and can tell you more about them than you probably want to know.
Can be found in mostly sub-urban and rural areas.
Area of expertise is varied, but is usually related to their own "zone".

Gardenologist: Wow! That's an amazing senna!
Friend: Uh... yeah, nice.... (huh?)
Gardenologist: Hey! What's that weird looking plant by your foot?
Friend: I dunno, you're the gardenologist!
Gardenologist: Oh,how sweet, there's a name for people like me!( proceeds to pluck a leaf of unknown plant to identify later)

Gardenologist by DonnazJeanz September 23, 2007

Rónán gardenòrrrrrrr 

Fat scrub that like to fuck suck and jerk his mom

I like Rónán gardenòrrrrrrr

Rónán gardenòrrrrrrr by Ronan lover 69 January 22, 2018

garduntianing 

"When a hardin is tianing"

Destroying a very difficult to destroy object.
Overcoming a steep hurdle.

"Yo what's Steve doin"
"He's garduntianing the obsidian"

garduntianing by Can't garduntian this March 12, 2021