garbbling

harvesting the cherries of nubile girls as soon as they ripen.

I'm garbbling that little madam good and proper.

by Jonny Fourflakes September 2, 2009

Gargling fart

Flatulence that sounds someone gargling.

After the gargling fart, I wondered if he somehow had oral hygiene activity up his ass.

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

garbering

To be totally wrong, to be proven wrong, and to continue to argue for days that the same irrelevant point proves you right.

For how many days are we going to keep garbering this question?

by Mister Andre March 9, 2017

Cock Gobbling

People who suck major cock good and hard and usually cock gobbling is followed by cum guzzling

You see that new girl? I heard shes a major cock gobbler

I heard your mom is great at cock gobbling

by Josh & Devante` January 18, 2009

Cake Grabbing

The act of grabbing cake in one's hand without dropping it or getting frosting all over your hand or anyone else and then eating the cake. This only applies when one uses a single hand, not two. Usually only guys or men participate in this.

I was so hungry for some of that chocolate cake, but all of my plates and flatware were dirty, so I had to go cake grabbing.

by Oodles and oodles of noodles! February 21, 2010

groin-grabbingly good

A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson.

Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

grabbing a chocolate bar

offensive term: for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.

do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Sexydimma January 8, 2015