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garbanzo bean 

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A way-cooler word for chickpeas, and a major ingredient in hummus.

Something that must remain stocked at all times in college cafeteria salad bars. This is on pain of death or violent dismemberment by hoardes of trendy, enraged, pita-and-hummus-consuming college students.
This is your first night working the salad bar? Okay. First thing you need to do is figure out where we keep the garbanzo beans. Check the coolers. Find them. I don't even know what the freaking things are, but God help us if we ever run out of them.
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Garbanzo Bean 

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Garbanzo bean is another term for “Chickpea”
This slam pig pulled a Garbanzo bean on my face while I was handcuffed to the bed. I had to change the sheets the next day.
Garbanzo Bean by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

Garbanzo Bean 

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Garbanzo Bean is a synonym for chickpea.
I had a one eyed Japanese woman garbanzo bean on my face for an extra yen or whatever current they use.
Garbanzo Bean by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

Garbanzo Bean 

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A Garbanzo Bean is another is a synonym for Chickpea
A girl I picked up at the bar tied me to my bed and took a garbanzo bean on my face.
Garbanzo Bean by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

dirty garbanzo bean 

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a dirty mexican pussy that smells like tacos and old dick juice
Maria's dirty garbanzo bean made me throw up and shit my pants
dirty garbanzo bean by Nandy143 February 11, 2008

burnt garbonzo bean 

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referring to someone looking old and ugly
you look like a burnt garbonzo bean
burnt garbonzo bean by mehnahs January 8, 2017

Garbanzo beans 

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a person or action that is utterly wack.

garbage or bammer

Man homeboy is straight garbanzo beans on the sticks!

that bitch at the club was garbanzo beans.
Garbanzo beans by Trentset May 29, 2008
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