Skip to main content

garbanzo bean 

A way-cooler word for chickpeas, and a major ingredient in hummus.

Something that must remain stocked at all times in college cafeteria salad bars. This is on pain of death or violent dismemberment by hoardes of trendy, enraged, pita-and-hummus-consuming college students.
This is your first night working the salad bar? Okay. First thing you need to do is figure out where we keep the garbanzo beans. Check the coolers. Find them. I don't even know what the freaking things are, but God help us if we ever run out of them.
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Garbanzo Bean 

Garbanzo bean is another term for “Chickpea”
This slam pig pulled a Garbanzo bean on my face while I was handcuffed to the bed. I had to change the sheets the next day.
Garbanzo Bean by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

Garbanzo Bean 

A Garbanzo Bean is another is a synonym for Chickpea
A girl I picked up at the bar tied me to my bed and took a garbanzo bean on my face.
Garbanzo Bean by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

Garbanzo Bean 

Garbanzo Bean is a synonym for chickpea.
I had a one eyed Japanese woman garbanzo bean on my face for an extra yen or whatever current they use.
Garbanzo Bean by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

dirty garbanzo bean 

a dirty mexican pussy that smells like tacos and old dick juice
Maria's dirty garbanzo bean made me throw up and shit my pants
dirty garbanzo bean by Nandy143 February 11, 2008

burnt garbonzo bean 

referring to someone looking old and ugly
burnt garbonzo bean by mehnahs January 8, 2017

Garbanzo beans 

a person or action that is utterly wack.

garbage or bammer
Man homeboy is straight garbanzo beans on the sticks!

that bitch at the club was garbanzo beans.
Garbanzo beans by Trentset May 29, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Load more