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That one Armenian guy with a Mexican moustache who drives a Kia Picanto.
Person 1: who is that guy anyway?
Person 2: That's garabed. Chakhal in megene.
garabed by guluz November 22, 2021
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hipster garabe 

n. Someone or something (commonly a band) held in the highest regard by hipster culture.

Origin: An internet meme from last.fm in late 2008, specifically the shoutbox for Aphex Twin and later Animal Collective.

Often mistakenly thought to be a misspelling of "hipster garbage," hipster garabe is not strictly a derogatory term.
1. his music the hipster garabe i've ever heard.

2. i think Aphex Twin is a pretty cool guy. eh hipster garabe and doesn't afraid of anything.

3. his sunglasses the hipster garabe i've ever seen.
hipster garabe by CatalystDM January 16, 2009
A verb meaning to get high, derived from the circumstantial need to ninja smoke in a house with other occupants not so keen on your smoking habits.

It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has smoked himself/herself into a mental coma.
Person 1: Hey, so I'm coming over later today.
Person 2: Sweet, want to celebrate Bush being out of office by getting garaged?
Person 1: Hell yes.

or

Person 1: ........
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey...(prolonged silence)
Person 2: Dude, you called me. Are you completely garaged right now or what?
garaged by REV0R January 22, 2009

Garbedgeous 

Things, ppl, situation worth throwing into garbedge....
Ths food is so garbedgeous...... Dnt try cooking again
Garbedgeous by Sw33ty May 15, 2020
Garabe (adjective) : Higher in rank, status, or quality.
1. his music the hipster garabe i've ever heard
2. what they worse live
3. like the grateful dead before them
4. too jamaican
garabe by hipster garabe January 23, 2009
A term originating from the PC game Chivalry Medieval Warfare (coined by the player Milan during Najo's duel tournament); derived from the word "garbage" this term can used alongside "garb" to describe a player getting demolished by some impressive rainbows and quad feints. Has seen extensive use in the Chivalry community ever since.
Wow Rick just got garbed heavily

That clan is so garb
Garbed by St0uty June 24, 2016
the sexiest man alive, with the boyfriend material any girl want. Hes so good in everything, the bed is his biggest strengths. The thing with Garabet is that he doesn't brag about his abilities in bed. Hes a suprise as many girls says. He makes girl cum more than children getting abused by their daddys in africa, if they have some daddies.. He is very loyal. Anyway, you want someone to give u a life time experience. Then Garabet is the one your looking for
-No homo but i really wanna fuck Garabet

- i feel you bro hes a good Garabet
Garabet by nejmanjafucksalot November 10, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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