One who is gol matol in nature, however does not exhibit any physical qualities of an obese person. The vast majority of these individuals are those whose names start with an "S" and end in an "A." -- (Also, see "gol matol")
1) When you feel panic around someone of the same sex because you are attracted to them
2) you forgot your flannel or to cuff your jeans
3) when a homosexual feels panic
4) you have to see your homophobic/racist/Karen like relatives for thanksgiving and/or for another holiday and have to hide your gayness
5) someone figures out your sexuality when it wasn’t intentional