gaping gash 

n., misogynistic A synonym for the word "cunt" used in situations where the one word, one syllable formulation is not acceptable for reasons of etiquette or censorship.

"Jane, you ignorant gaping gash!"

gaping gash by Bippity Bopster September 16, 2013

Gargantuan Gaping Gash

The impression left over from the continued impact from a blunt ended cylindrical shaft as it repeatedly attempts to force open and find passage through what was originally a seam created by two planes meeting along a smooth line. The "Gash" as it is know has the same volume and surface area as the offending object. There has been a common misconception that the opening is somehow staring attentively when, however the gape really refers to the inability of the gash to reduce back to its original form. Hence the continuous gargantuan nature it now displays.

His gargantuan gaping gash never ceased to awe onlookers who could only wonder how it's now stagnant size became so offensive

Gargantuan Gaping Gash by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025