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Nag- Gard 

The posture taken by the Gards of Isengard from the preamble to the Ring Lord And His Minion, it's refers to the pose held by Gards when meet after a substantial absence. The Gard will step onto his right foot & as the left is raised to knee level he will pivot 75-90 degrees his weight as one shoots up the other down and "Nag-Gard" posture is successful once held for a min of 35sec
There Nag- Gard was exquisitely executed, with a beautifully balanced air hold. It all took place in front of the palace as they greeted their new attendees.

Gargantuan Gaping Gash

The impression left over from the continued impact from a blunt ended cylindrical shaft as it repeatedly attempts to force open and find passage through what was originally a seam created by two planes meeting along a smooth line. The "Gash" as it is know has the same volume and surface area as the offending object. There has been a common misconception that the opening is somehow staring attentively when, however the gape really refers to the inability of the gash to reduce back to its original form. Hence the continuous gargantuan nature it now displays.
His gargantuan gaping gash never ceased to awe onlookers who could only wonder how it's now stagnant size became so offensive

birth-gate 

referring to children who are born as a result of two concentring adults having an illicit affair without anyone knowing until the child's visual appearance obviously doesn't resemble the married partner,
No one refers to let alone speaks of the birth-gate surrounding his paternity questions.
Regular conversation still considers the word "fuck" too vulgar for day to day conversation, the euphemism describes intense sex & not considered polite conversaation , hence the the use of it's first letter only "f". The use of the word "bomb" refers to the shock if the full word was used usually , accidentally.
Hwas fired from hosting his on-air program due to all the f-bombs which he seemed to drop way to often.
Brojob

/bro-job/ verb

Is the practice of giving & recieving platonic deep head for all ya homies, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation

(See also - homie head or jo- blo
Jo-blo is handin out a bro-job to all interested in some relaxed homie head

ANTIFRICATION 

Reduction of friction
The ointment was applied liberally for its ANTIFRICATION properties
A female erection however rather than vertical it refers to the width of a vagina in the horizontal position
Her wide-on was reflected by gape of her mouth