ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค...'s definitions

Side

A homosexual male who does not participate as a top or bottom. Aka fridgid in layman terms

He was no fun on the side

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... October 7, 2022

Gargantuan Gaping Gash

The impression left over from the continued impact from a blunt ended cylindrical shaft as it repeatedly attempts to force open and find passage through what was originally a seam created by two planes meeting along a smooth line. The "Gash" as it is know has the same volume and surface area as the offending object. There has been a common misconception that the opening is somehow staring attentively when, however the gape really refers to the inability of the gash to reduce back to its original form. Hence the continuous gargantuan nature it now displays.

His gargantuan gaping gash never ceased to awe onlookers who could only wonder how it's now stagnant size became so offensive

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025

Wide-on

A female erection however rather than vertical it refers to the width of a vagina in the horizontal position

Her wide-on was reflected by gape of her mouth

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... August 3, 2023

Nag- Gard

The posture taken by the Gards of Isengard from the preamble to the Ring Lord And His Minion, it's refers to the pose held by Gards when meet after a substantial absence. The Gard will step onto his right foot & as the left is raised to knee level he will pivot 75-90 degrees his weight as one shoots up the other down and "Nag-Gard" posture is successful once held for a min of 35sec

There Nag- Gard was exquisitely executed, with a beautifully balanced air hold. It all took place in front of the palace as they greeted their new attendees.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025

Spelunking

Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.

We know they were spelunking with her as they all contracted the same std strain.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... March 17, 2020

ANTIFRICATION

Reduction of friction

The ointment was applied liberally for its ANTIFRICATION properties

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... January 4, 2024

bro-job

Brojob

/bro-job/ verb

Is the practice of giving & recieving platonic deep head for all ya homies, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation

(See also - homie head or jo- blo

Jo-blo is handin out a bro-job to all interested in some relaxed homie head

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 14, 2025