Ganzel

Coolest people on the face of the earth, outgoing. Strive to be the best.

Although, Late for just about any party/meeting/get together... etc

Man, I wish i was a Ganzel.

by yourendisnigh1 July 21, 2009

Ganzel Flop

The act of standing at the edge of a pool or body of water and merely falling face forward. A face forward fall into a body of water mimicking a falling tree. A belly flop without a leap or jump.

I did a Ganzel Flop, I fell like a tree face forward into the pool.

by Jamesamw June 5, 2017

Gunzel

Gunzel ( noun, slang Australia): A person who pursues
useless and pointless railway enthusiast activities. Verb (intransitive) to
gunzel, to go gunzelling. From an old English term meaning “kept boy” which has homosexual connotations.

In the professional Railway Industry the term "DFC" or "Dribbly Foamer Cunt", has largely replaced "Gunzel" although the term "Gunzel" is still used in railway enthusiast circles.

Gunzels like Railpage and Trains!

by BarneyD October 18, 2008

gayzel

1) n. One of the five original mythical creatures of lore. Said to be created by Homer, the gayzel is at best an enigma whose physical appearance is open to debate. Mythological scholars, most notably Nina Samuels of Harvard Divinity School, contend that the gayzel is the mortal form of the Greek Triumvirate, Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon, and thus shares the physical characteristics of each. In mythology, the gayzel represents the lust of the gods for it only beds virgins, both male and female. The gayzel is first mentioned in the Iliad with subsequently appears in the Odyssey and Malcolm Lowry's Under the Volcano.

2) n. More recently, the term "gayzel" has been attached to promiscuous individuals whose preferences are virgins. While technically ideologically incorrect, this usage has gained increasing acceptance in both mainstream society and academia.

1) "Turn of the head revealed the gayzel..."
-Homer's Iliad p. 886

2) Guy 1: Hey, I've had sex with four women, deflowered them all. Call me the de-virginizer.
Guy 2: The de-virginizer? Really? Questionable. I'll just call you the gayzel.

by Sean Emory Xu February 16, 2008

The Screaming Gazelle

The act of leaping around your house, completely naked, masturbating and screaming at the same time. This should be performed late at night.

Sister: I woke up to hear screaming last night, turns out my brother was just doing The Screaming Gazelle.
Friend: EWWWWWWWW

by Threshold April 26, 2011

gandelman

a super cool guy with a penchant for fit birds, techno vikings and cute dogs. usually to be found hanging out in alternative bars or hummus joints.

wow i wish my man was a gandelman

by happycore80 August 11, 2010

gazellegames

Only the best place to spam IRC to your hearts content just to get your line count up so you can mine vertigos dirty little hole. Also fun with random youtube videos and random semi sounding porno definitions from urban dictionary. Remember to always wear protection when visiting, otherwise it might get a little nasty down below. i

Gazellegames made me itchy

by mrpeepeplace March 7, 2023