ganglash
ganglash by bumblebee 1 March 28, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Ganglish
The clever language invention that attempts to hide one's literacy and formal education by deceiving the reader into thinking you are 4 years old and mentally retarded. Prolonged exposure to ganglish has been shown to lead one to believe that shooting someone in the face is an admirable goal and will lead to a rich productive life filled with societal respect, endless money, sex and getting high in a large mansion until the end of days. Recent studies prove statistically that it instead leads to getting probed in the seat with a toothpaste tube in prison by an equally adept expert in ganglish...
Related Words
Ganglish
Basically when bitches think they hard for being afraid of the letter "C" . Or spell in ways that are almost impossible to read.
8ball: yoo kuhh i hea u talm bou me foo?? was dat abt
penguin: wha i tell u bou ts? dtb blud ' .
carrot: Ion speak ganglish stfu.
penguin: wha i tell u bou ts? dtb blud ' .
carrot: Ion speak ganglish stfu.
Ganglish by SHEGOTTAWHAAAM January 9, 2024
Ganglish
Ganglish by reallthugg May 6, 2024
Ganglish
Ganglish is a form of slang created by "gangsters" that are too idiotic to speak like a normal human being.
totally real gangster: ian een gon hol u twin dem girls b bugn fureel fureel
normally person: what the hell are you on about? you are from a gated community in wisconsin there's no reason you should be speaking ganglish
normally person: what the hell are you on about? you are from a gated community in wisconsin there's no reason you should be speaking ganglish
Ganglish by suitablevoid January 9, 2025
Nigganese/Ganglish
Person 1: Yo, Gang, Let's bounce, y'know what I mean?
Person 2: Ho is you speaking Nigganese/Ganglish?!
Person 2: Ho is you speaking Nigganese/Ganglish?!
Nigganese/Ganglish by Joquavius February 2, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026