A guy (or woman) who is exactly 1,073,741,824 times more of a Bitch than an actual regular bitch. A Gigabitch goes above and beyond with the bitchery, even savvy with the bitchness. It goes around usually mad at the world and even hates oxygen! Salty for no apparent reason type of mf. A Gigabitch will out-maneuver itself to reach new lows. By the time you read this a Gigabitch will have stepped on a ladybug.
GigabitGigabytebitchhater
"Man, that fool seen my girl at WalMart and told her he heard I was fuckin her friend. That Gigabitch azz nigga!"
"Burbank cops DEFINE the term Gigabitch! They even arrest cartoons!!"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.