Gafner 

After anal sex, when one shits on her boyfriends cock, is known as a Gafner. Originated from slang in Manchester

"Did you hear what hannah did to joel last night?"
"No, What?"
"She did a Gafner on him!"
"Really?!?!?, she shat on his dick??"
"Yep!"
"Dammm, just like Kelsey"

Gafner by Lesbian Chin Room January 29, 2009

Gafner 

The art of being Jewish, while not of that faith.

"Hey, Dylan. Can i borrow some money?"
"No, Sorry man"
"Dude, Come on. Stop Being a Gafner"

Gafner by DylanMarleyG October 14, 2008

gafner 

A very large penis belonging to individuals named John.

That John has a freaking gafner, I saw it in the shower.

gafner by gafner December 30, 2008

Kelsey Gafner

This man right here is funny loyal kind hearted he has bright eyes and dark hair he’s the kind of person you want with you on a crappy day because he knows just how to make things better in any situation

This man right here is funny loyal kind hearted he has bright eyes and dark hair he’s the kind of person you want with you on a crappy day because he knows just how to make things better in any situation
Kelsey Gafner is the best

Kelsey Gafner by SGafner66 July 15, 2021

Mutual Gainer 

A pair of individuals who like to gain weight together by feeding each other.

Mike and Susan were mutual gainers who loved to feed each other.

Mutual Gainer by Dolphinia January 22, 2009

gaffer 

BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.

"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"

gaffer by karientoch March 18, 2019

The Gaffer 

British Slang for Football Manager

1. The Gaffer wants us to pick the tempo up in the second half.

2. Ask The Gaffer if you can play up front.

The Gaffer by humbdalas November 5, 2009