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Name for a brown haired, light eyed,

god of sex.
that boy is Gaffar wish he was with me
gaffar by Joker0 November 21, 2021
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Ghaffar is a loving, kind and respectful person. He is one who has a goal and is dedicated in all his work. He is lucky and can have a great success in life. As well as being dedicated and passionate he also obtains a sense of humour.
Look how loving he is, such a Ghaffar!
How respectful is that boy, Ghaffar.
Ghaffar by Real-Truth1 November 12, 2018
BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.
"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"
gaffer by karientoch March 18, 2019

The Gaffer 

British Slang for Football Manager
1. The Gaffer wants us to pick the tempo up in the second half.

2. Ask The Gaffer if you can play up front.
The Gaffer by humbdalas November 5, 2009

Gafargle 

The act of involving yourself in; or creating a terrible situation for yourself and those around you resulting in the complete and total destruction of the mood and/or general vibe.

Similar to a buzz kill, a gafargle may often times result in a cock block, a bad mood, an early ending to a party, less friends and more haters.

Made popular by the band Trap House Rave at a party during a game of Quelf, a popular board game similar to the drinking game KINGS. The word was coined only moments before actually coming into play in a real life situation (See Example). Since then the word has taken on a life of it's own and has even been used by several celebrities and musicians.
When that girl made up all of those lies about that guy to his girlfriend, she caused quite a gafargle for everyone at the party, therein ruining the evening for everyone.
Gafargle by Wally Weinerz August 28, 2011
The act of laughing so hard that muscle control is temporary relaxed, resulting in the droppage of ass.

From colloquial "Guffaw" and "Fart."

Similar words include: Shart, Snart
"Wow, that was a great burrito. Whoa, did that fellow just slip on a banana peel? How funny! Oh my god I think i just guffarted."
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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