1.) A term of surprise uttered by JFK when he found out Kennedy aide Kenneth O'Donnell had received a watch from Marylin Monroe (see also Preston and Steve or WMMR)
2.) An ice cream concoction created by the members of the Preston and Steve Show, distributed by Bassett's Ice Cream
3.) An as-yet-uncreated cookie created by the Preston and Steve show (see also Gadzookie)
1.) "Did Jackie see it? Oh for Christ's sake tell me Jackie didn't see it! Holy crap! I don't care where you put it, pound it up your ass, but get it out of here! GADZOOKS! Yeah , Yeah, Cuba has missles, where's the watch?" - Steve Morrision
2.) "I went to WAWA and those clowns were out of Gadzooks! Ice Cream"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.