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fwcale by zuoap February 23, 2022
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(noun) Something that is particularly unsuccessful. A contraction of fail whale.
My dad wanted to add "fwhale" to Urban Dictionary, but he couldn't come up with an example. He's such a fwhale.
fwhale by bmalec August 6, 2012

fecaled johnson 

When a man has fecal matter on his penis. It can be his own waste or anothers.
D-ram shit himself and has a fecaled johnson.
v.To be thoroughly stopped, embarrassed, or thwarted in a scoring attempt.

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The Slovaks thought they were going to score on a breakaway but they were fucaled, badly.
fucaled by lobsterbeybuoy January 1, 2014

Douche de Fecale 

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
Douche de Fecale by SmellyJam November 28, 2021