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fwcale by zuoap February 23, 2022
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(noun) Something that is particularly unsuccessful. A contraction of fail whale.
My dad wanted to add "fwhale" to Urban Dictionary, but he couldn't come up with an example. He's such a fwhale.
fwhale by bmalec August 6, 2012

fecaled johnson 

When a man has fecal matter on his penis. It can be his own waste or anothers.
D-ram shit himself and has a fecaled johnson.
v.To be thoroughly stopped, embarrassed, or thwarted in a scoring attempt.

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The Slovaks thought they were going to score on a breakaway but they were fucaled, badly.
fucaled by lobsterbeybuoy January 1, 2014

Douche de Fecale 

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
Douche de Fecale by SmellyJam November 28, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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