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fwcale by zuoap February 23, 2022
(noun) Something that is particularly unsuccessful. A contraction of fail whale.
My dad wanted to add "fwhale" to Urban Dictionary, but he couldn't come up with an example. He's such a fwhale.
fwhale by bmalec August 6, 2012

fecaled johnson 

When a man has fecal matter on his penis. It can be his own waste or anothers.
D-ram shit himself and has a fecaled johnson.
fecaled johnson by Marty/huck July 3, 2017
v.To be thoroughly stopped, embarrassed, or thwarted in a scoring attempt.

.................................
The Slovaks thought they were going to score on a breakaway but they were fucaled, badly.
fucaled by lobsterbeybuoy January 1, 2014

Douche de Fecale 

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
Douche de Fecale by SmellyJam November 28, 2021
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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