lobsterbeybuoy's definitions

golstopper

n. In sports, especially in Sweden, a dominant, unbeatable goaltender.

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Unbelievable! Did you see how Focale saved our bacon? What a golstopper!

by Lobsterbeybuoy January 1, 2014

duck feet

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna squish some grapes?

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 6, 2013

fucaled

v.To be thoroughly stopped, embarrassed, or thwarted in a scoring attempt.

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The Slovaks thought they were going to score on a breakaway but they were fucaled, badly.

by lobsterbeybuoy January 1, 2014

spit-laugh

n. Similar to a spit-take but not as hilarious to watch as only a loose dribble of spittle leaves the mouth instead of a wild eruption of juice, coffee, vodka etc.

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Dude! Did you see that squid-jigger , hiccuburp, slip and get his face caught in that lobster trap?

Yeah. It was codriffic! I totally did a spit-laugh.

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 9, 2012

dory rower

n. Canadian expression for a fellow who's useless.

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That new deckhand be a right dory rower. I wouldn't want to rely on him to pull traps in a moisturizer.

Too right Bruce.

You from Australia?

Yeah. But not from Perth.

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 10, 2012

Greatest country in the world

n. Australia, except for Perth.

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G'day Bruce! Welcome to the Greatest country in the world!

Except for Perth!

Quite right! Except for bleeding Perth! Bunch of wombat thieves.

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 9, 2012

bib boy

n. Maritime expression for a stranger, a neophyte. Derived from the bizarre way maritimers drape a protective sheet over folks eating their first lobster.

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Hand me that quarter-inch spline bracket. I have to haul this keel if we're going to beat that moisturizer back to port.

By Jeez there be a load of spline brackets by here.

Don't be a bib boy. There! Aft of your meat paw!

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 10, 2012